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Green Day's Mysterious Fourth Member

Posted by , 06 June 2005 -

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Since 1989 Green Day have been rocking away. Their new album 'American Idiot' is a tour de force. Since time began Green Day has had three members.

http://upload.wikime.../Green_day2.jpg

Mike Dirnt, Billie Joe Armstrong and Tre Cool. Left to right. Lovely. Now the other day I was watching the new Green Day video to 'Wake...

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Don't Buy Anything from Acer...... ever.

Posted by , 23 May 2005 -

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About 18 months ago lightning struck my house. My mum'd disconnected all the stuff from plugs, but had forgotten the phone plugs (I was at work) the strike caused the death of my PC. Luckily our home insurance company was nice enough to ship us a new PC for free (so if you don't like your PC stick a lightning rod on your roof and hook it up to yer...

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Holy faeces! I'm back!

Posted by , 15 May 2005 -

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Partially due to a desire to destroy IPS's server via overloading the swear filter and partially because Stephen decided I was dead I've decided to return to my blogging ways.

Several have commented (repeatedly) that I need to write a new entry, and this is partially being written so that they'll piss off and leave me alone so I can get some...

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25 Days to Election and I'm already Pissed Off

Posted by , 09 April 2005 -

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So as those of you who live in Britain will know we are now in the grips of a General Election.

Labour and the Conservatives have both already managed to piss me off.

My seat is the most marginal seat in Britain. When the 45,000voters of South Dorset went to the polls in 1997, the Conservatives won, by 77 votes. In 2001 Labour targetted us intensely and...

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I have News

Posted by , 31 March 2005 -

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My dear friends. I have been posting here for some time, and blogging too, but now I realise the truth. That my sarcastic gabs were the work of Lucifer. I have found God.

I realise now how wrong I was. It is obvious that Satan guided my actions while I believed in such evils as excellent social services, and respecting others beliefs. I believe now that...

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CTerry Meets The Leader of the Opposition

Posted by , 20 March 2005 -

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Any good election campaign has at its core two main foes, battling it out for victory. Kerry vs. Bush, Major vs. Blair, Ken Livingston vs. The Rest of the Labour Party. So I thought that after my Charles Kennedy interview it was best to look at the opposition.

CTerry: Hello Gordon.

GBrown: It is financially viable to here today.

CTerry: Uhhh..... right....

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CTerry Meets Charles Kennedy

Posted by , 17 March 2005 -

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With a general election predicted to be in 7 weeks I decided that like anybody who enjoys taking a jab at morons, now would be a good time to seriously meet, interview, and analyse the responses of Britains great political leaders. Unfortunately none of them would return my phone calls, except for Tony Blair who made some rather strange remarks about the...

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The Dangerous World of MMORPGs

Posted by , 16 March 2005 -

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Hi, my name is Chris. It's been 7 hours since I last logged onto World of Warcraft.

I'm hear to talk to you about MMORPG addiction.

Recently the gaming market has exploded with a slew of MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) titles. Every imaginable type of nerd has his tastes catered to through MMORPGs. Star Wars Galaxies for...

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Why do Video Games have to be realistic?

Posted by , 06 March 2005 -

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There's this constant drive in the video game industry to be realistic. Wow your new game has a fantastic physics engine? Who gives a ######. Seriously, why do video games have to be realistic, as long as they're fun. I decided to backtrack over some of my favourite games of all time and apply the realism logic.

Goldeneye

OK, how the ###### are...

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The Wonderful World of B-List Celebs and Fitness!

Posted by , 02 March 2005 -

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You know what I think the world needs? More B-List celebritys making fitness videos! Seriously, I can't get enough of them. Each one is more original and fascinating than the last.

I mean check out this one:

http://images-eu.ama...02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I can just imagine the board meeting for that video.

QUOTECorporate Whore...

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Im a Scrounging Bastard- Send me Cash!

Im poor and in need of financing. SEND ME MONEY OR YOU'LL GO TO HELL!!!!!

YOU WOULDNT WANT TO GO TO HELL WOULD YOU!

BY NOT DONATING, YOU ARE STEALING!!!! STEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!