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I have a pretty high level of contempt for celebrities. Most, in my opinion, are famous for no other reason than being nice to look at, and few are genuinely good at what they do. Sportsman are attrociously overpaid, for kicking a ball around a pitch a couple of times a week, and the fame of a musician is inversely proportional to their amount of talent, so...
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Wherever you go, you can't hide, every part of the Internet is infected. What is it? A virus? A worm? Spyware? No its the evil language which I personally call f*cktard. What is f*cktard? F*cktard is basically an abbreviated English for Idiots. You know what I mean. 'U' 'r' 'm8' etc. In the past I was guilty of the odd...
Its Karls birthday so I thought what way could I celebrate the anniversary of his illustruous birth? A nice person would send Karl a card, a present, and wish him a happy birthday.
I'm not, nor ever have been a nice person.
Before I wrote this I decided that I should check with my lawyer, cos I dont want to get sued. My lawyer is nice as lawyers go,...
I'm not, nor ever have been a nice person.
Before I wrote this I decided that I should check with my lawyer, cos I dont want to get sued. My lawyer is nice as lawyers go,...
This is going to upset a lot of people (mainly Americans, but no one cares what they think) but sometimes I hate democracy.
Democracy states that everyone has a right to an opinion. Instead I suggest it should be that you Have a right to an Opinion, if and only if you have any bloody idea what you're going on about
As a result the following groups...
Democracy states that everyone has a right to an opinion. Instead I suggest it should be that you Have a right to an Opinion, if and only if you have any bloody idea what you're going on about
As a result the following groups...
So Im sat on AIM and some dumbass asks me "Do you have 50 MB of space I can use?" I rolled my eyes in irritation, and simply replied "Yes, but you're not using it" and blocked him.
People are morons. Mostly people get my AIM off my profile here. I keep it here cos I dont actually get all that many MSNs/AIMs like this and I dont...
People are morons. Mostly people get my AIM off my profile here. I keep it here cos I dont actually get all that many MSNs/AIMs like this and I dont...
My sister was watching a diary of Busted thing yesterday (not cos she likes Busted, even she has better taste than that- it was just on) and I walked in.
I got to watch their so-called antics. Including such hilarity as walking into a room to pick up something over and over again and a conversation on the apparent 'fitness' of female airline...
I got to watch their so-called antics. Including such hilarity as walking into a room to pick up something over and over again and a conversation on the apparent 'fitness' of female airline...
So Im standing outside work today, my supervisors smoking a fag while I drink a bottle of lucozade.
Americans: Lucozade, glucose based drink supposed to give you energy boost. Im addicted to it.
My supervisor turns round and says "You shouldnt drink that stuff"
"Umm why not?"
"It gives you diabetes" I had heard this, but...
Americans: Lucozade, glucose based drink supposed to give you energy boost. Im addicted to it.
My supervisor turns round and says "You shouldnt drink that stuff"
"Umm why not?"
"It gives you diabetes" I had heard this, but...
I decided my blog needed a more positive entry for once. So here it is. Crazy Homeless people rule.
Weymouth is large enough that we get a decent variety of homeless people, but is small enough that we can get to know them, and give them nicknames.
For example:
I want a Coffee Man: Stands outside McDonald's asking passers by for a coffee. If refused...
Weymouth is large enough that we get a decent variety of homeless people, but is small enough that we can get to know them, and give them nicknames.
For example:
I want a Coffee Man: Stands outside McDonald's asking passers by for a coffee. If refused...
I don't know how many people have to go through this in their jobs but in mine we have something called stocktake.
We do this four times a year. Basically we get the entire staff in and count all the stock on the shelves and in the bays and so on.
The idea is we deduct what we have from what we should have, thereby leaving us with a clear amount of...
We do this four times a year. Basically we get the entire staff in and count all the stock on the shelves and in the bays and so on.
The idea is we deduct what we have from what we should have, thereby leaving us with a clear amount of...
Americans, this is Bruce Forsyth:
http://www.jla.co.uk...sythBruce1P.jpg
Scary isnt he?
Anyway it is my believe that Bruce Forsyth is the ultimate evil in the universe bar the following people:
Tory party members
Anyone who's ever agreed with an article in the Daily Mail
Anyone who likes 'R n B' music
Tory party members
The...
http://www.jla.co.uk...sythBruce1P.jpg
Scary isnt he?
Anyway it is my believe that Bruce Forsyth is the ultimate evil in the universe bar the following people:
Tory party members
Anyone who's ever agreed with an article in the Daily Mail
Anyone who likes 'R n B' music
Tory party members
The...
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BY NOT DONATING, YOU ARE STEALING!!!! STEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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