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Wrestling is Stupid
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12 January 2005
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Wrestling, or more specifically, the WWE is moronic. First of all the endings of the matches are pre-decided. You know if you're gonna have too big burly men kicking ass, then do it for real, like in Spider-Man. And give them assorted weapons such as chairs, and make sure radioactive spiders bite them before the match.
Actually what happened to the radioactive spider. In the movie it became 'genetically altered'. What the ######. The spiders radioactive. Radiation is magic, but I spose these days genetics is cooler or something, so now genetics is magic.
Anyways two burly men, ass kicking. That should equals some fine entertainment, but no it doesn't, it sucks cos you know they're not really getting hurt. There's no passion there!
Then there's all that crap before the matches. I want to watch two burly men kicking the faeces out of each other I don't need a ######ing plot, especially not from these acting luminairies. You know I was watching WWE once and I thought to myself 'The Rock should play Hamlet' No, really I did. The mans an acting genius. Watch out De Niro, watch out Hoffman, cos The Rock's gonna play a bad ass Hamlet. Yeah sure IN A ######ING PARALLEL UNIVERSE MAYBE! Since he's left the WWE the Rock has appeared in several movies. I had the gross misfortune of seeing one- 'The Mummy Returns'. This movie has the high esteem of being my official worst film ever, by a long way.
Lastly watching two big and burly men kick ass would be great indeed, if what they did didn't equals some form of S+M. Me and a mate couldn't find anything to watch one day so we flicked through channels, by pure chance WWE was on Sky 1. So we decided to take the piss out of it. The amount of homosexual S+M jokes was phenomenal. It seems like the goal of wrestling is to ahead to stick your head as close to the other wrestlers crotch as humanly possible, additionally lying on top of your competitor and thrusting is a guaranteed winner, as is wearing extremely tight trousers and no shirt.
Now of course there's nothing at all homoerotic about two sweaty men wearing nothing more than tight trousers trying to grip, lock and pin each other. Especially if its all just for show rather than actually happening.
Just to check I decided to find a picture of some WWEs number one fans.
Well I think that's pretty conclusive don't you.
Actually what happened to the radioactive spider. In the movie it became 'genetically altered'. What the ######. The spiders radioactive. Radiation is magic, but I spose these days genetics is cooler or something, so now genetics is magic.
Anyways two burly men, ass kicking. That should equals some fine entertainment, but no it doesn't, it sucks cos you know they're not really getting hurt. There's no passion there!
Then there's all that crap before the matches. I want to watch two burly men kicking the faeces out of each other I don't need a ######ing plot, especially not from these acting luminairies. You know I was watching WWE once and I thought to myself 'The Rock should play Hamlet' No, really I did. The mans an acting genius. Watch out De Niro, watch out Hoffman, cos The Rock's gonna play a bad ass Hamlet. Yeah sure IN A ######ING PARALLEL UNIVERSE MAYBE! Since he's left the WWE the Rock has appeared in several movies. I had the gross misfortune of seeing one- 'The Mummy Returns'. This movie has the high esteem of being my official worst film ever, by a long way.
Lastly watching two big and burly men kick ass would be great indeed, if what they did didn't equals some form of S+M. Me and a mate couldn't find anything to watch one day so we flicked through channels, by pure chance WWE was on Sky 1. So we decided to take the piss out of it. The amount of homosexual S+M jokes was phenomenal. It seems like the goal of wrestling is to ahead to stick your head as close to the other wrestlers crotch as humanly possible, additionally lying on top of your competitor and thrusting is a guaranteed winner, as is wearing extremely tight trousers and no shirt.
Now of course there's nothing at all homoerotic about two sweaty men wearing nothing more than tight trousers trying to grip, lock and pin each other. Especially if its all just for show rather than actually happening.
Just to check I decided to find a picture of some WWEs number one fans.
Well I think that's pretty conclusive don't you.
I could sit hear and flame the WWE all day. Oh the fun I could have.