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Posted by , 10 December 2004 · 16 views

Just like on the internet, our house gets loads of junk mail through the door for various pizza places, chinese takeaways, indian takeaways etc. etc. We don't mind those too much because they can come in handy some nights.

Anyway, yesterday we got one through the door for Pizza Go-Go (not sure if this is a chain or not). Most flyers have an offer of some sort on them.

This one did too.

"Free box of luxury tissues with every pizza!"

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I read it again to make sure it did actually say "tissues". Yes, it did. They will give me a box of tissues if I order a pizza.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for free stuff when you buy something, but to be honest I'd rather they gave me some garlic bread or something.... I've already got tissues and they don't taste very nice with my pizza.  blink.gif




They're trying to grab the geek market. Lonely losers at home with nothing better to do but eat pizza and masturbate.

Who'd you say these guys were again? unsure.gif
The offer must work on a subconcious level or something, because now I want to order a pizza just to see if I really will get a box of tissues.
Maybe it's because the pizza will give you dysentery.

REBELinBLUE
Dec 13 2004 10:51 AM
I got one of those through the door a few weeks ago, never got my free box of tissues when I ordered though, and the pizza was horrible
Maybe there's so much pepper on the pizza that it makes people sneeze!
I think Tissue in "English" is both Toilet Paper and Klenex like tissue wink.gif
Yes it is. Americans are fixated with using brand names as the object name. Like "Jello".
There's a Pizza Go Go in Gants Hill.

I won't go go there because it's very dirty.

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