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    A highly pixelated man living in a LOW RES world.
  • Birthday 03/14/1962

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  1. Watty added a comment on a blog entry: CCS Pricing   

    Thanks for the update, Charles and company... looking forward to it!
  2. Watty added a post in a topic: IPB Auto Update Tool?   

    I haven't played with IPB 3.x yet so I'm really unsure about the file structure with regards to folks ADDING mods, etc... I'm guessing certain files would be overwritten with the "update" files, therefore rendering the mods "broken"... as well as the board itself.

    I could be wrong though...
  3. Watty added a post in a topic: Favorite FTP app   

    Ditto for me - I really like FlashFXP and it's all I've used since I heard about it.
  4. Watty added a comment on a blog entry: CCS: Templates   

    Looks and sounds great! You folks keep looking ahead - which is why you should be in business for quite some time to come. Something like this REALLY appeals to me and I'm anxious to test it out and of course.... see the pricing!
  5. Watty added a post in a topic: MS Excel Help   

    Was hoping someone here in the community could help me with an Excel issue/problem I'm having.

    I have a sheet where one of the columns is "Sort Position". It's an integer and (for ease of explaining) is numbered from 1 to 100.

    I need to "sort" the sheet based on the sort position column... in a rather odd way.

    Sort position (record number):


    In other words, I need to take the bottom 50% of the records and alternately insert them into the top 50% of the records.

    Might anyone have an idea/suggestion? I've installed a freebie software addon for excel called ASAP Utilities (an INCREDIBLE addon I might add), but out of the hundreds of options it provides, I can't find anything that would help in this situation.

    Anyone? :unsure:
  6. Watty added a post in a topic: Google Voice   

    Yea, I had never heard of the Grand Central service prior to hearing about Google Voice (they reported about it on one of the local news stations). Wish I had heard about it back in the GC days!

    Now that I have it, perhaps Mr. Throgmartin will return some of my calls! ;)
  7. Watty added a post in a topic: Google Voice   

    Ohhhh, this is cool! I just called my google number from work - and let it go to voicemail.

    I then got a text from "google voice" with a transcript of the voicemail! Hey, to an old man like me - I think it's pretty neat, far out, nifty keeno! :D
  8. Watty added a post in a topic: Google Voice   

    Got my "invite" yesterday (Monday evening). Have only set it up for the mobile phone so far - but all in all, it seems pretty cool. Now my life controlling boss will be able to dial one number and get me at either home or on the mobile.... OR CAN HE???? :devil:
  9. Watty added a post in a topic: Google Voice   

    Good point (on the calling price)... but the way I look at it, most folks who have a cell phone already have "national" calling - and the same goes for regular land line users ("most" would have a national calling plan if they bundle their services with cable, internet, etc).

    Anyway - just sitting around for the next couple weeks (or months) waiting for my invite! :) Not sure if I have any "real" use for it, but what the heck - looks like fun!
  10. Watty added a post in a topic: Google Voice   

    Just heard about a new service Google will soon be offering - Google Voice. It's actually pretty cool!

    Anyone else heard of it and/or planning to use it? Apparently it is only by "invitation" right now, but they say within the next couple of weeks they will open it up.
  11. Watty added a post in a topic: MS Excel Help   

    I'm hoping there is a MS Excel GURU that hangs out here for a problem I'm having. :)

    I do a LOT of mail merge (MS Word) functions and pull the data from Excel. The info is printed on a Master template and everything is fine - however, we recently started using an optional format for our clients and there's the problem.

    Our master template needs the merged information to pull twice per template (left side/right side) - in a specific order ("sort position"). Let's say there are 200 records in Excel... I need the first 100 records to print on the left and the 2nd group of 100 to print on the right. These are "2-up" templates, so there will be 100 pages printed (front/back).

    Make sense?


  12. Watty added a post in a topic: Variable Data Printing (VDP)   

    Wow, been awhile since I stuck my face in here... :lol:

    Was hoping someone here could offer some advice, etc. The company I work for uses Corel Draw X3... which has a Print Merge function that works GREAT - as long as I'm only printing fewer than 20 documents. Unfortunately, I work with much more than that (doc size is 11x17 4 color, both sides).

    I'm trying to use VDP to address each doc/print using fields from an excel (CSV) file. Like I said, if I only have 20 or so addresses, no problem - but trying to do VDP with roughly 500 (sometimes much more) addresses causes Corel to die. The problem is (as I see it), is that it creates a separate document for each address when trying to send to our Konica-Minolta C5500 Biz Hub printer.

    Has anyone here worked something similar to this and found a solution? :unsure:

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  1. Watty

    I sit and wait - almost rotting in hell... when all I want is a stupid COW BELL!

  2. Watty

    We just moved into a 2300 Sq ft home. I can't remember the last time I was this sore! Ohhhh, my poor body.

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    Ms. Kim - greetings!

  4. Watty » skinbydragonfly

    Holy snikies, the wonderful Kim visited me! My life is nearly complete! :) Hope all is going well "down under".

  5. Watty

    I'm ugly and my mother dresses me funny.

  6. Watty » .Ryan

    No worries, Ryan... figured you were just having fun. :)

  7. Watty » Sunlite

    Yo, how's it going, Ms. Susan? :)

  8. Watty » Lindy

    'sup, Tailz?

  9. Watty » Sunlite

    Thanks for registering at FMB. :) I wanted to reply to your comment - but I decided to "keep it clean" for now. :D

  10. Watty » Sunlite

    Just popped in to say hi and give a shout out. If I hit the MegaMillions for $325,000,000 on Friday - pack your bags... you've won a cruise! :lol:

  11. Watty » Sunlite

    Had to sneak in when it wasn't so busy in here! Your profile area is busier than Grand Central station! I'll now retreat to the corner of the room and just admire from afar. *Sigh*

  12. Watty » Matt

    Uhm, isn't it past your bed time, Mr. Mecham? :)

  13. Watty » Rikki

    Just popped in to say howdy. :)

  14. Watty » Debbie

    I like it when you call me "Big Papa". :)
    What movie is that from? :(

  15. Watty » Brendon Koz

    You are now officially...........
    OLD! :)

  16. Watty » Lindy

    Six of one... half dozen of another. ;)