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Vibrating Harry Potter Broomstick Its been done before, I know Rate Topic: -----

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 08:07 PM

I remember a topic a while back about a Vibrating Harry Potter Broomstick. So I expanded upon it and made it funnier. Enjoy!

*WARNING* not intended for small children!

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Now here is something that is extremely hilarious that would make some guys wish they were a girl:
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Yes, so ovbiously the article is about a Harry Potter broomstick that *vibrates* and makes noises.
It is manufactured by Mattel - just look at this kid having fun with it:
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And, to top it all off, here are some reviews people have given about it on Amazon.com:

Purchased this broomstick for my 5 year old son. Luckily he got bored with it in the first week and it's stayed in mommys bedroom ever since. I like to ride my broomstick most evenings after he's gone to bed, and the sound effects make me giggle, while the vibrations make me moan. Batteries could last a little longer though.

My parents bought this broom for my sister, and she's told me how much she's enjoyed it. The smooth, durable handle, the vibrating, the sound effects, the vibrating, the overall Harry Potter-like experience, and the vibrating. I always hear my sis flying around in her bedroom while moaning spells and screaming and stuff. She just has so much fun!

I bought this Harry Potter toy for my niece's 6th birthday, and I LOVE IT!!!!! I have NEVER enjoyed a children's toy so much! I cant find these suckers in stores anymore, however I've purchased three on eBay as presents for some girlfriends of mine. The broom is not incredibly durable, so I dont run around the house with it...I simply lie on my back on my bed (or on the couch) and play with it for HOURS!!!! Great entertainment for the price. I'll never have to leave the house again : )

i love my new pocket rocket. it makes me so happy in the morning and the evening, sometimes, i use it during the daytime and i go CRAZY!!! thanks toy people for my new crotch rocket.

Why in the h*ll are you guys selling this?? It is a Sex toy... You put it under your legs and it vibrates, So now you are learning orgasm to children.... this is not good...

My Mommy got me one for my birthday and I thought it was the koolest toy. One night I left it on and the next day the batteries were dead. Mommy took it away becaust I couldn't be responcible and remember to turn it off when I was done. She hid it in her room and didn't give it back to me for days and days. Finally she gave it back for only 15 minuts to play each day until she says I earn more time. The problem is many time I play with and the batteries are always need to be replaced. I get mad and I ask Daddy why it always needs new batteries. Daddy tezes me and says it is Mommys falt and that she plays with it all nite and kills my batteries. Shame on mommy!

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 08:10 PM

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My parents bought this broom for my sister, and she's told me how much she's enjoyed it. The smooth, durable handle, the vibrating, the sound effects, the vibrating, the overall Harry Potter-like experience, and the vibrating.


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Posted 11 October 2004 - 10:29 PM

Hehe, still funny :)
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Posted 11 October 2004 - 10:53 PM

Nice present for a girlfriend, if ya know what i mean :)
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Posted 11 October 2004 - 11:25 PM

The top newspaper 'article' is doctored if I remember correctly.

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Posted 11 October 2004 - 11:36 PM

lmao...
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Posted 12 October 2004 - 02:29 AM

hahahhaa hilarious!
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Posted 12 October 2004 - 08:25 PM

Hmm... I saw this about a year ago, and checked Amazon.com, and they had it... but said it was discontinued. I think people were selling used ones... though that's pretty bad, if you think about it. And of course, a lot of those reviews are made up, made to make fun of the product.
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Posted 13 October 2004 - 12:28 AM

lol! I remember reading this a while ago. Still funny.

I want one :ph34r:
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Posted 13 October 2004 - 02:43 AM

I'm sure with a few mods it could make a fun ummm... a better broom! yeah that's it.... just throw in another motor or two...
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