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Posted 19 March 2006 - 05:38 PM

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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

March 17, 2006

BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

Smashing car windows

Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

The occupants were not home, he added.

Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.

Contributing: Annie Sweeney


This is madness :unsure:
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 05:41 PM

Ow. :-|
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 08:57 PM

'nuff said >_<
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 11:14 PM

That made my stomach turn.

Imagine how bad that would hurt.
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 11:45 PM

"I'll show you!"
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 11:52 PM

What? WHY would you? :blink: :ermm:
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:04 AM

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:07 AM

:blink: Eek!
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:08 AM

The question is, was he crazy or just being a dick? :lol:
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:09 AM

>_< I guess he ran out of things to throw at them.
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:13 AM

View PostSunlite, on Mar 19 2006, 07:09 PM, said:

>_< I guess he ran out of things to throw at them.



Apparently not, since it said he threw it, then went back into the house for more knives. :blink:

Well, I guess you could say he was using his head. :lol:
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:25 AM

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:27 AM

View PostSauren, on Mar 19 2006, 04:13 PM, said:

Well, I guess you could say he was using his head. :lol:

Yeah, but it took some balls to do that! :lol:
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:30 AM

Did the police throw their truncheons back at him?
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 01:19 AM

So after the medical evaluation, turns out he's just nuts.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 01:25 AM

Pssh...I bet it doesn't even hurt. :P
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 01:41 AM

Hey why was my post deleted?

I had asked if anyone else was feeling light headed while reading the post as I did when I read it.

View PostSpirix, on Mar 19 2006, 08:25 PM, said:

Pssh...I bet it doesn't even hurt. :P

I would like proof of that.
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 05:16 PM

View PostSunlite, on Mar 20 2006, 12:09 AM, said:

>_< I guess he ran out of things to throw at them.

You really don't know how much that would hurt. :P
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 05:21 PM

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 07:26 PM

View PostLilJames, on Mar 20 2006, 12:16 PM, said:

You really don't know how much that would hurt. :P


No, I don't know but I can't think it'd be too pleasant of an experience :P
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