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Posted 20 March 2006 - 07:27 PM

View PostSunlite, on Mar 20 2006, 11:26 AM, said:

No, I don't know but I can't think it'd be too pleasant of an experience :P

Thank gawd. :lol:
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 08:54 PM

View Postblush, on Mar 19 2006, 08:19 PM, said:

So after the medical evaluation, turns out he's just nuts.

badum tish!

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:13 PM

Haunting images x_x

Reminds me of the Wayne Brady song "a little spaghetti and 2 great meat balls" XD
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Posted 21 March 2006 - 10:43 PM

I dunno. I'm a guy, and when I really think about it, I don't know if it would hurt any more than if you cut off any other part of your body. The inital response for us guys is 'OW!!!' because the penis is always associated with something a lot more fragile that can cause way more pain: the testicles. However, if you left those alone, and severed it below the head, where all the nerve endings that get stimulated in sex are, i would think that it would hurt about the same as cutting off your finger, nose or leg.

That said, the emotional effects of having your manhood sliced down a few inches would probably be even worse than the pain itself. :blink: :x
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Posted 21 March 2006 - 11:47 PM

View PostTucker, on Mar 21 2006, 02:43 PM, said:

I dunno. I'm a guy, and when I really think about it, I don't know if it would hurt any more than if you cut off any other part of your body. The inital response for us guys is 'OW!!!' because the penis is always associated with something a lot more fragile that can cause way more pain: the testicles. However, if you left those alone, and severed it below the head, where all the nerve endings that get stimulated in sex are, i would think that it would hurt about the same as cutting off your finger, nose or leg.

That said, the emotional effects of having your manhood sliced down a few inches would probably be even worse than the pain itself. :blink: :x

Mother Tucker! :lol:

But seriously, I think there are a few more nerve endings there than elsewhere, mate. ;)
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Posted 22 March 2006 - 01:04 AM

View PostTucker, on Mar 21 2006, 05:43 PM, said:

I dunno. I'm a guy, and when I really think about it, I don't know if it would hurt any more than if you cut off any other part of your body. The inital response for us guys is 'OW!!!' because the penis is always associated with something a lot more fragile that can cause way more pain: the testicles. However, if you left those alone, and severed it below the head, where all the nerve endings that get stimulated in sex are, i would think that it would hurt about the same as cutting off your finger, nose or leg.

That said, the emotional effects of having your manhood sliced down a few inches would probably be even worse than the pain itself. :blink: :x


Hm... well, on this chart of 1-10, cut off a finger. Let it heal. Cut off your manhood. Let it heal. Come back with a report and tell me how the pain was. I'll take your word for it. :P
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Posted 22 March 2006 - 02:50 AM

You know, in a fit of rage/passion of that severity, I doubt he really cared what it felt like.

Besides, finger = harder. I hear bone is no fun.
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Posted 22 March 2006 - 03:12 AM

View Postblush, on Mar 21 2006, 06:50 PM, said:

Besides, finger = harder.

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 05:33 AM

If I'd seen him, I would have threw salt. ( JK )

I seriously wonder what he thought throwing his penis at the cop did.. Surely having a penis land on your face will cause wicked excruciating amounts of pain ( grossness aside )

Either way... that's weird... I don't think too many people would do that.
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Posted 23 March 2006 - 10:29 PM

echh...how could he do that
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Posted 25 March 2006 - 12:37 AM

Anyone remember the Bobbit song, by the Stone Temple Pilots? Laughed every time I heard it after that Bobbit story broke.

"I'm half the man I used to be..."

And yes, I know that's not what the song's about, but hey, it fits.
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